$200: What is a defective power strip?

$400: What is an unreliable calendar app?

$600: What is a printer toner shortage?

$800: What was a massive internet outage?

$1000: Who is the court reporter?

 

Things Judges Say

$200: What is “Counsel, move on”?

$400: What is “We can’t hear you”?

$600: What is “Please answer the question asked”?

$800: What is “I’ve heard enough”?

$1000: What is “Let’s all take a moment”?

 

New Years Resolutions

$200: What are briefs?

$400: What is “leave the office on time”?

$600: What is “per my last message”?

$800: What is the inbox pile?

$1000: What is overpreparing?

 

Dangerous Products

$200: What is ammonia?

$400: What is a nail gun?

$600: What is a pressure cooker?

$800: What are e-scooters?

 

$1000: What are defective Takata air bags?

 

Distracted Driving

$200: What is a phone?

$400: What are mirrors?

$600: What is a burger?

$800: What is the holiday season?

$1000: What is driving while texting?